tardnado

A whirling dirvish of stupidity. Contraction of retard and tornado.

Lucas is a total tardnado, he's always fubbing something up.

by Smackercalafragilistic February 15, 2006

tardnado

(n.) Noisy, destructive mobile cluster of the mentally retarded that occasionally sweeps through malls, zoos, etc..
A tard wrangler is usually found at the epicenter.

"Get behind the counter, I sense a tardnado brewing!"

by Sheeberweeber January 11, 2012