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Tardbert 

Someone who is a complete fucking idiot. He is so stupid, you can't dislike him, but there is no way on earth that you could ever socialize publicly with them.
Don't mind Greg, he's a tardbert.
Tardbert by dexterhobdy August 1, 2010
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the place where the stupid kids in your class go. there are 3 types:
extreme: the kind that are proud of going to the romper room. they are more than proud to mention they need extra time on tests, and can't comprehend simple topics. also, extremes will proudly put it in your face, that they go to "support study" where someone does their homework for them.

warriors: they are the kind that will constantly do things wrong, and get in fights. they do this for one sole reason, they can't get in trouble. everytime one screws up, they go to the tardbarn and they are safe. these are the ones that are the most annoying.

escapee's: these ones are tough to deal with, because they dont think they belong in the tardbarn. they will be in regular classes, and somehow you always get stuck with them in your group. they will never get an answer right, and they are always acting like they care. they will try so hard to solve things, and unforutnately for everyone they are convinced they can be mainstreamed. generally it is apparent that they are not ready for actual learning, and should go home to the tardbarn.

The tardbarn is a very interesting place, and it will be almost immediate that you are able to categorize someone that is in the room. Girls tend to end up in the escapee category much more often. Thugs in the warrior section. The dumbest of all of them end up in the Extreme area, because they realize they can't do real work.
Every school has it, the room for retards. Many names are used, including: tardbarn, romper room, sped shed.
Tardbarn by dan February 14, 2005

tardbears 

A married retarded couple who are small in size (not midgets, but freakishly small arms and legs, big heads) but are both mentally retarded. Tardbears eat garbage and are sometimes homeless, usually they will wear christmas sweaters tucked into their slacks. Note: This is NOT a retarded bear.
I did escrow on those tardbears new house.
tardbears by Steve The Queen July 23, 2006
A girl that has a bangin' booty, and a nice rack.
You see TarBear over there? She is lookin' fine! That TarBear is on the hunt for some honey, if you know what im saying.
TarBear by Cobra123412341234 May 26, 2010

Tardberry 

Tardberry is very similar to the definition of an itard.

When someone has purchased a device because its the 'in thing' or they have friends who have one and have no clue how to use the device or what it actually does.

Slight snipe on the term retard except the only excuse for being a Tardberry is of actual ignorance and natural born stupidity
Someone with a zero IQ with a blackberry who clearly is incapable of helping themselves or learning anything via trial and error.

Someone who buys the device without actually knowing what it is or how to use it, normally struggles with reading and writing as well

One of the prime examples of a Tardberry is a wanna be gangster as they like the instant messaging ability and keyboard for fast 'kill' or 'pizza order' requests to mummykins
Tardberry by klansimpson October 19, 2010
That tardbar just cut me off!
tardbar by billy2657432 January 9, 2008