tard bar

when you get a football helmet with a bar right down the middle. that is the tard bar.

dude those stupid freshman always get the helmets with the tard bars!

by shitass10 February 10, 2009

Handi-Tard Bar

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...

I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.

the act in which a human takes xanax and gets bar tarded

bert:speaking an alien language dave:hahaha your bar tarded "that guys talking to himself,he must be bar tarded"

An individual at a bar who is drunk and acting like a fool.

Dude is way drunk & acting the fool. What a bar tard.

by themiss2001 February 26, 2011

Blackout King. Eyes barely opened but still he wants more. MILF Hunter.

Oh THAT Casey?! The Bar Tard? Don’t leave him alone with your mom.

by QuartzHoney March 21, 2021