tar baby

A self-proclaimed University of North Carolina (UNC) fan.

That tar baby only likes UNC because they win the championship every other year.

by Ebenezer Scrotum February 5, 2008

Tar Baby

A sticky mess. Something unable to get away from.Alternate: Similar to a Catch-22. Damned if you do and damned if you dont. A mistaken notion or misunderstanding that immediately produces indignation.

Talking about un-wed teen pregnancy is a real tar baby

by jaatee August 1, 2006

Tar baby

1) A black man. see coon, nigger, etc etc

2) A road cyclist because they can't ride anywhere but on the tar-seal without needing a different bike.

3) A booby trap: shaped like a baby but made of tar.

1)ship that tar baby back

2) Stupid tar babies on their pricey road-only bicycles

3) I'm stuck to this tar baby

by Alejandro Paul's son April 18, 2009

Tar Baby

A racist slur used against black people.
Synonym : Nigger, Porch Monkey, Moon Cricket, Jiggaboo and few others

That Tar Baby stole my bike! I should call the police!

by Shiine-1 November 25, 2021

Tar Baby

A black, sticky turd, typically small and taking an unusual amount of effort to excrete, which sticks to the toilet bowl and resists flushing.

Tom was on toilet for almost an hour and all he had to show for it was one nasty tar baby when he realized there was no toilet brush in the bathroom.

by @WhoaBigBill April 28, 2021

Tar Baby

A male/female that's skin color resembles tar.

Damn if that ain't a "tar baby" I don't know what is.

by Derian The Great November 19, 2004

tar-baby

describing a person who is really dark.

If I'm out in da sun for another second, I'll end up lookin' like a tar-baby.

by Tugboats May 28, 2006