tapler 

A useful, space-saving office product, consisting of a stapler on one end and a tape dispenser on the other.

1: Cool! It's a stapler with a built in tape dispenser! It's a tapler!
2: Give me that!
1: NO! Stop! Or I'll taple you!

tapler by gilgab07 September 4, 2007

Keyboard Tapper 

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

Keyboard Tapper by mangled August 9, 2021

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit 

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Tayler holder 

A super hot guy who actually is not really that hot but yet still very hot when you just take a glance at his beautiful face. Tayler Holder with his rosy red cheeks just pulls you in and you will never get out.

Tayler holder the most beautiful rosy red cheeked guy ever

Tayler holder by SEAVEY_AVERY_BROWN_HOLDER May 17, 2017

Double Taper 

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends

I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper

Double Taper by JBest in show January 6, 2009

taller toast

A balding adult who Is a toxic legion main

Man, Taller Toast seems to be losing even more hair than usual today

taller toast by Definatelynotmudkip September 16, 2019

Tapernyeka 

anything having to do with the hallucinogenic drug salvia, can also be used as a replacement for trippy or anything relating to hallucinations in general.

That's so tapernyeka

Tapernyeka by Detognaphone December 21, 2010