tapitolize
tapitolize by Matt April 6, 2005
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Tapitalize
Tapatilize- Strong will and desire to recognize the opportunity to strike while the iron is hot to put the "p in the v". If lucky the tapatalist could be involved in the following: kentucky lawnmower, bus driver, or even the marlin.
My friend Don was on a second date politely walking the girl to the door, when to his surprise she asked if he wanted to see her vibrator collection. Of course Don jumped at the chance to tapitalize on that shit. While it did result in the reverse cowgirl for Don, unfortunately he also ended up with a broken dick. Poor Don.
Tapitalize by DoubleDowners September 28, 2017
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Capitolize
Columbia is the capitol of South Carolina, but everyone knows Charleston is a bigger and better city. So Charleston submitted an official request to capitolize. In 2020 their request was approving, and they usurped the role of capitol of South Carolina.
Capitolize by tonyrigatony July 18, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable