taphophile

One who practices taphophilia. Someone who is interested in funerals, gravestone art, epitaphs, cemeteries. Known to play a part in Goth subculture, although interest in one does not mean interest in both.

I am a taphophile because I like photographing gravestones.

taphophile by DanaMichelle January 1, 2009

tabophilia 

Not to be confused with taphophilia, tabophilia is a condition in which an Internet user becomes obsessed with browser tabs. A tabophile may have 10+ tabs open at any one time with the conviction that they may have the need to save those tabs for later. Another symptom is saving tabs at the end of each browsing session and letting them carry over to the next session. This allows the number of tabs to accumulate quite quickly. Sufferers of this condition are usually net addicts.

-"Why do you have 93 tabs open?"
-"Shut up, I might need all those!"
-"Holy crap, you have tabophilia, don't you?!"
-"Yeah, sorry I meant to tell you."

tabophilia by lechatfou August 12, 2009

Taphophile

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One who loves cemeteries and funerals. This is not necrophilia, necrophilia is the proper name for the condition exhibited by Harold in "Harold and Maude". Taphophiles show an interest in the trappings of death: necrophiles want your body, cold.

It is not necrophilia.

person 1 : "dude, dead people are great for sex! im such a taphophile!"

person 2 : "hey, moron, taphophiles love cemeteries and funerals. your a freaking necrophile, like harold in "harold & maude". you just want sex from people that dont know you really smell like ass. get a life douchebag."

person 1 : *sobbing* "but i love dead stuff!!!!"

person 2 : "go throw yourself in a wood chipper"

Taphophile by mandabacon January 19, 2008

Taphephilia

Sexual arousal from being buried alive.

See paraphilia.

Taphephilia is a bizarre sexual practice.

Taphephilia by Mistercity August 6, 2006

Tabrophilia 

To have an extreme amount of tabs open whilst browsing the internet.

"David.... why do you have so many tabs open?"
David shrugs
"You have a severe case of tabrophilia"

Tabrophilia by Chlamydiargh May 29, 2017

tacophilia 

The feeling of attraction to, or love of, a whole mess of tacos

It's Tuesday and I cant control my tacophilia ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tacophilia by the137 June 20, 2020

tarpophilia 

A perversion or paraphilia involving tarpaulin fabric. Facetiously someone who borrows tarpaulins and never returns them.

I never saw that tarp again.

No that girl is a real tarpophiliac!

tarpophilia by The Fat Welshman November 15, 2022