tanners mom 

an superhumanly hot Milf. someone I as a completely straight male would let peg me with a 12 inch strap on. Every boy in the school has wet dreams thinking about tanners mom mainly Cyrus in particular. she is short and sculpted like a porn star. -i love tanners mom

me: tanners mom. everyone else; shes so hot, i love tannes mom, im gonna fuck her so hard.

i want to have anal sex with tanners mom

tanners mom by RedHotTestyWarts June 16, 2022

Tanners Delight 

When the sky is red in the evening you know its likely to be sunny the next day giving you an opportunity to 'get your tan on'

Red sky at night!, Tanners Delight!!

Red sky in morning, Tanners warning!

Tanners Delight by WarriUGHH August 6, 2011

Tanners Mom 

the hottest milf on planet earth, with the biggest bunda and bazongas you could ever imagine, although Her pussy cuck son cant deny the statement that his mom is bukkake worthy.

Tanner- "guys my mom isnt hot stop its hurting my liitle cuck feelings"
Logan- "shut your cum covered mouth you little scrawny cunt and tell me Tanners Mom's phone number"

Tanners Mom by Tanners moms secret admirerere June 16, 2022

Tanners Pickett 

A Tanners Pickett is when somebody jacks off during class but somehow never gets caught.

Person 1: "Look at that dude, he is totally doing a Tanners Pickett"
Person 2: "In the middle of History?"

Tanners Pickett by breakfastskillet March 16, 2022

tanners dick 

Tanners dick mean that you have no dick.

“ You have a tanner dick” Tanners dick mean that you have no dick.

tanners dick by Tanners dick September 29, 2017

tanner fox 

A scooter rider

I'm tanner fox and I can bri flat

tanner fox by Flaming bunghole liquors May 16, 2016

Tannerism

Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.

(Separate from the Anti-Mormon institution. One of the newly created rules of Tannerism states that all should respect Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)

Oh, yeah, he's recently Converted to Tannerism; that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.

Tannerism by AYCRGB March 15, 2019