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1.
slipping your middle finger in your asshole
tannering myself in the corner
by landry arthur October 18, 2007
 
2.
An embarrassing action in which the male vomits after being told by a topless female "Fuck me". After the vomiting the male then passes out and will never get laid as long as he lives.
Girl: " fuck me"
Guy: "blahhhhh"
Girl: " ewww you're Tannering"

Guy: " So did you fuck her last night?"
Other guy: " no I tannered"
by Roty October 04, 2013