tan dick 

The result of masturbating too much to the point that your dick has changed color; a tan color or darker hue; self mutilation; rubbing your genitals until they are raw;

John: Matt's dick is sooooo tan!
Chris: Well yea he jerks it six times a day!
John: We should call him Dikembe Mu-tan-dick!!
Chris: Because he has a tan dick!

tan dick by steve analton February 18, 2012

Tokyo tan dick 

A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.

Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.

Tokyo tan dick by Boooka December 7, 2019

dick tan 

the process of tanning your penis, common on nude beaches

Yo dude, can I see that sick dick tan you were talking about?

dick tan by JuiceJosh July 20, 2020