Tamponathon 

When you're boyfriend or spouse wants to get lucky and round the bases but you tell him the only thing going down their is tampons

Dude: "So Ashley you think its time"
Ashley: "Not right not im having a tamponathon maybe next weekend"
Dude: FML :(

Tamponathon by A.K 1992 February 14, 2012

tamponade

When you put a tampon (especially a used tampon) in a glass of water, let it soak, then drink it.

I made Nick Ray drink a glass of tamponade. He finished it, but he vomited after.

tamponade by matt 6 May 30, 2019

tamponavegetarian 

One who refuses to consume meat due to beliefs that it "hurts the animals"

Nick: Have a fucking hot dog asshole!
Conrad: I dunno I swore off meat
Nick: What are you; a fucking tamponavegetarian?
Conrad: Hell no..... pass the mustard!

tamponavegetarian by Sitka September 11, 2005

tamponator 

A person who inserts a tampon into what ever orifice they can eagerly find on another person; with or without the consent of that other person.

If you ever come in contact with a tamponator be sure to close your legs and mouth, at least.

tamponator by Timothy July 8, 2004

[tamponabalooza] 

time when a girl is on her period

person 1: Man she's on her rag.
person 2: No, she's on her tamponabalooza.

[tamponabalooza] by racheypoo November 4, 2006