when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off his pubes and sticks them on his semen covered head, thus making a homemade hair piece
by curly jefferson 69 April 5, 2008
With their nucleus of young talent and skilled minor league players, the Tampa Bay Rays will be a force to be reckoned with in the coming years.
by Casey Peterson January 9, 2008
Tying a league high for the most wins ever in a single season than getting swept in the first round of the playoffs
The Tampa Bay Lightning just got 4-0ed by the fucking colored blowjobs. The best team in the leagues, just got decimated.
by Action satisfaction April 17, 2019
The best NHL team literally ever. They won back to back Stanley Cups because they are amazing and so is Jon Cooper the coach <3
by That one Lightning fan October 10, 2022
—noun
a large deposit of semen on the top, middle of ones head; usually in a tidy swirl shape similar to that of an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen
a large deposit of semen on the top, middle of ones head; usually in a tidy swirl shape similar to that of an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen
by Tampa Bay Tyrone February 25, 2009
Derivative of the Cleveland Steamer. The difference is that once the steamer is laid upon ones chest, a tennis racquet is briskly retrieved from the nightstand and thrust down upon the turd, mashing said excrement into something that is reminiscent of a waffle.
After a vigorous tennis match, Buffy took a giant dump on Biff's chest and then proceeded to go 30-love by serving up a bitchin Tampa bay waffle.
by Paddy O'Furniture February 28, 2017
Receiving a rim job on your back while simultaneously getting a hand job with your legs up in the air, imitating a snorkel.
by TampaSnorkelClub February 19, 2020