A virtual pet simulator of an alien lifeform that crash landed on earth in eggs. They genetically mutate into different creatures depending on how well, you fed it, happy you kept it and how clean you kept it. Along with disciplining and praising when it does things wrong then right. After awhile they get to old and die, you then start off with a new pet.

Often fun for a few days, but then gets rather old.
I as much care as I could of my Tamagotchi and it turned into a Dog.

I took care of it by only the bare necessities and it turned into an Octopus.

I never really paid attention to mine and it turned into some kind of bird.
by Dioking October 10, 2005
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A virtual pet, approximately the size of a pager, that was popular in the mid-90's.
"I have to masturbate my Tamagotchi weekly or else it gets pissy and keys my car."
by BMWGGANTMSFU January 26, 2010
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Noun used to describe a nigga flexing.

In early 2000s, niggas who had a healthy tamagotchi would flex theirs on the playground. As they grow older, they are now flexing more things of their age group like chains, rings or lifestyle.
Man's doing up tamagotchi! Flexing on all his haters!
by SpiceMonkey29 August 3, 2017
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The original electronic pet from 1996. Care for it, play with it, clean up it's dumps etc. There are many variants of the original Tamagotchi such as Angel, Forest and Ocean. It also spawned merchandise, a PC version, and Game Boy games. These were very popular back in 1997.
Oh my Tamagotchi died. Come on! That was the 4th time this week.
by fran5678can June 1, 2022
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Tamagotchi is a keychain lcd pet toy released by bandai in 1996 and became a commercial success. Tamagotchi is made from two phrases: tamago meaning egg and uotchi meaning watch the reason why it says watch is because while they were designing the tamagotchi they decided for it to be a watch but that design was cancelled and then they decided for an egg shape which became the iconic shape of all tamagotchi releases.
The watch design does get reused for two releases, the tamagotchi smart and the tamagotchi uni.
Tamagotchi is a virtual pet
by tamagotchi is yes August 18, 2023
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A relationship developed through the use - solely - of text messages. The two actors flirting, reassuring and encouraging each other through regular texting.
Three men stand in a bar. One man - a short man - is seen texting every 30 seconds, ignoring his beer.

Tall man: What's he doing?
Round man: It's tamagotchi love again.
Tall man: Uh?
Round man: If he doesn't keep texting one of them will die - or they'll have to meet.
by TallMan 1970- October 24, 2008
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When you forget to take care of your tamagotchi and come back to find it living in its own filth.
by CJ32 March 11, 2015
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