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Filipino/Tagalog word used as an expression which means something like "this is shit".

Commonly used at times of dismay or shocking events.
Takte! I've got zero in my last exam!

Why did you do such a bad thing? Takte ka!

Man, you should have saw Jon Jones last night, TAKTE he killed Shogun.
Takte by aziwram November 2, 2011
we wus runnin an I was liek taktak, but he go taktaktak an I book it.
#gun #ahh #tak #taktak #taktaktak #whyareyoulookingthisupgotobed
taktak by Treeavor October 30, 2017
The only (!) worthwhile German rapper. Also know as Taktloss, Takti der Blonde, Der letzte tighte Nigger, RealGeizt and SplitterChrist. Known for clever puns, completely nonsensical lyrics and uncompromising mockery of rap and rappers, including himself.
"Der See ist voller Leichen, der Teich ist blutrot, die Pfütze ist meine Pisse. Meine Nüsse brauchen sich vor niemandem zu verstecken, denn es gibt kein Versteck das groß genug wäre. Komm mir in die Quere und ich nehme mir von dir eine Niere - das soll dir eine Lehre sein! Unfaire Mittel wende ich an, ich beende jeden Text als Psycho-Mann (PSYYYYCHOOO!)." - Taktlo$$
Taktlo$$ by Aquifex December 9, 2008

TAKTOKTURKRATUR 

the TAKTOKTURKRATUR is a party who's goal is to change society for ever. It is known for the high class and intelligence of its members which already have claimed big positions in society with the goal to change it to their ways. the TAKTOKTURKRATUR assumption is that democracy is not the right thing and it must be overthrown. They ARE gonna get what they deserve and will fullfil their goal in the near future. This movement isn't just about changing it is about achieving perfection aswell as to introduce their ideology called: TAKTOKTURKRATUR. Their Philosophy states that "there are no mistakes" but it is against our form of society and government, it also states that the only true form of government is the so called TAKTOKTURKRATIE which no one other than the core members knows how to define. Conclusion: This movements gonna get this world i tell ya and if you are reading this in the near future they maybe already have.
"TAKTOKTURKRATUR is not a hobby, it is a way of life"
TAKTOKTURKRATUR by D'jkrin0 November 22, 2021
those with the name taktum drink alot of dumb bitch juice and i want to die juice
taktum is a dumb bitch
taktum wants to die
taktum by juicycoutoureeeee November 29, 2019

taktaktak 

A man who want his bar skin cuz he was slacking 1k+ hours!

hey juaan give him his barskin!!!
u are a taktaktak
taktaktak by heypurpaymybuddy July 13, 2021