Taking Astro for a Walk

Looking like you're working, with no chance of any kind of productivity.

A reference to George Jetson walking the family dog, Astro, on a treadmill.

Eric: Hey, Dan is working hard on those business processes.
Sharon: You watch, he won't deliver anything
Eric: You mean, he's just taking Astro for a walk?

Taking Astro for a Walk by BlueLew January 14, 2010

Taking Scotty For A Walk 

Using the restroom. The act of a male going potty.

Sorry I’m late, I was taking Scotty for a walk first.

Taking Scotty For A Walk by Random Scotty April 7, 2022

taking his car for a walk 

Person driving in front of you extremely slow.

Hey son, look at this guy taking his car for a walk

taking his car for a walk by Bob in Dubai November 23, 2010

taking my almond for a walk 

A Tiktok meme that repetitively says, "taking my almond for a walk" in a British accent.

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taking my almond for a walk by Google eyeball June 22, 2020

Taking the dog for a walk 

A person, getting out their penis, and normally proceeding to engage in a sexual act or masturbation.
Commonly given as an excuse to leave and masturbate.

Oh, Jeff is taking the dog for a walk tomorrow with Oliver
I'll be back in 5 minutes, just taking the dog for a walk

Taking the dog for a walk by Mayonnaise gurgler March 10, 2017

Taking the lizard out for a walk 

To masturbate; jerking it

Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"

Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"

Taking the lizard out for a walk by NotShadogun August 23, 2019

taking the cat for a walk 

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

taking the cat for a walk by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017