taking the piss

joking around.

"hey bill, youre a fucking dick eater"
"what?"
"dont worry mate, im justt taking the piss"

by xxoo May 15, 2003

taking the piss

Generally Irish expression with the implications:

1) To joke with someone, to say something without intending it.

2) (Similarly), To lie in an obvious manner.

1) E.g "The guy said I was a dick, but I knew he was taking the piss".

2) E.g "The driver told the Police that he was sober, they said "You're taking the piss" and arrested him.

by joshow December 2, 2015

taking a piss?

UK slang. Meaning "Are you kidding me?" Or are you serious?" Or "you have got to be joking right?"

"There's a spider on your leg."
"Are you taking a piss?"

by AppJaxx July 12, 2015

Taking the Piss

If your taking the piss it means you are being sarcastic about something but in a serious tone of voice

Friend 1: God look in the mirror ugly

Friend 2: Whatttt?? ;(

Friend 1: Haha, only joking. I'm just taking the piss ;)

by EbbyMc_03 May 16, 2016

Taking a piss

When you shoot yellow warm liquid out of your dick

John: Yo man what ya doing?
Me: Oh me? I'm shooting yellow liquid out of my dick

John: Oh u mean taking a piss?

Me: What?

by dicks yellow September 12, 2018

taking the piss

Making fun of someone, without intending to cause serious offence. Also known as 'pulling the piss'.

Ted: You suck at life.
Jimmy: Screw you!
Ted: Relax, I was just taking the piss.

by Gwai March 22, 2006

taking the piss

To take this piss out of something; the tease, joke or make fun of someone or something.

Hah...you're really taking the piss out of him!

by big man steve July 30, 2018