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taking a poop, crap, shit
I was talking to sandi and getting real horny until she said she had to take a deuce.
by daynads July 02, 2009
to take a shit.
After I eat a garbage plate from Wyatt's, I imagine it will be about time for me to take a deuce.
by Inspector Harry Bush August 21, 2003