A teenager who is a lier on forums, knows absolutely nothing, and an idiot. He does not know what he's talking about and gets flamed for everything. Everything he says always backfires and never makes sense and usually makes a fool out of himself. He's also a post whore.
Mike - Don't pull a tajabaho and put green, white, and red lights in your car, it's so rice!
Conan - But that's cool! I painted my car gold too! It's so hot!