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Keyboard Tapper 

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning
I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper
Keyboard Tapper by mangled August 9, 2021
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Perfect Double-Tapered Shit 

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

Double Taper 

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends
I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper
Double Taper by JBest in show January 6, 2009
A fan of the Toni and Ryan Podcast.
Person 1: "Hey mate, did you know there's a new podcast called the Toni and Ryan Podcast?

Person 2: Oh fuck me, I've been a TARPer since the baby names episode
TARPer by imthatpansexualbitch December 2, 2021

Tapernyeka 

anything having to do with the hallucinogenic drug salvia, can also be used as a replacement for trippy or anything relating to hallucinations in general.
That's so tapernyeka
Tapernyeka by Detognaphone December 21, 2010

tard tapper 

one who has sexual relations with a retarded person.
Did you hear that Scotty lost his job last week at the group home for being a tard tapper? They are thinking about filing charges against him.
tard tapper by Jay E. Griffin March 31, 2008