Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.
Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.
by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011
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Someone that shoves all their fingers into a females vagina, so that their knuckles are touching the taint...
Dude my bro Jackson just taint knuckled Rhonda.
by The Judge of the Northeast April 26, 2015
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