Tag up on that! 

An expression used to claim ownership of something that is not and (potentially) never will be, yours, but is highly desirable. Examples may include a Ferrari, a super hot female, a mansion. Once something is "tagged up on", it cannot be tagged by a buddy, it is yours, forever...in fantasy land.

Dave: "Woah, check out the chick in the black bikini!"
Bob: "Yup, wow! Tag Up On That!"
Dave: "Aw, man! I was gonna ask her for her number too! Well, I guess she's yours now."

Tag up on that! by Chrisophylax January 16, 2014

Online Tag 

Online Tag: When you have the same friend on 4 or more social networks, or instant messengers, and nearly miss them everytime. Usually this involves keeping the same browser window open, not opening tabs.
You just switch from website to website hoping to catch a minute of conversation.
It's more entertaining than sending emails.

Guy: Hey I finally reached you!

Guy2: What do you mean?

Guy: I was playing Online Tag all morning!

Guy2: Sorry, I was all over.

Online Tag by kamel_reds January 25, 2010

Uh-Tagonist

A protagonist or antagonist that's anything but a protagonist or antagonist.

"Our three Uh-Tagonists regather at their house and discover a grade-A mess.

Uh-Tagonist by JokersNeutralSpecial June 22, 2020

rape-tagonize 

To antagonize someone into doing something with the threat of raping them. Usually used in a group of guys, making threats of false bravado.

I will rape-tagonize you into playing monopoly with us tonight, no matter how hard it is.

rape-tagonize by AceKingSuitedAK August 20, 2011

Tagon 

Somebody who's willing to do anything to make you happy, the only person who's smile is enough to brighten my day. Somebody that holds your hand and doesn't care when your anxiety shows and your palms start to sweat. Somebody who's willing to go on a long drive at 2 am just to see you, no matter how tired they are. Somebody you wanna hold and kiss all over. Somebody you wanna lay in bed with and cuddle like there's no tomorrow. Somebody I want to be with for the rest of my life, hopefully.

I'm in love with you, Tagon.

You're adorable, Tagon.

I miss you, tagon.

Ily, bub.

Tagon by youronlybub<3 November 24, 2021

Tagon 

Somebody who's willing to do anything for you, somebody who's smile is enough to brighten my day. Somebody that holds your hand and doesn't care when your palms sweat from anxiety. Somebody I wanna lay with and cuddle like there's no tomorrow. Somebody that goes on a long drive at 2 am just to see you, no matter how tired they are. Somebody that I wanna spend the rest of my life with, hopefully.

I'm in love with you, Tagon.

I miss you, Tagon.

Tagon by youronlybub<3 November 24, 2021

Tagony

When a game of tag becomes agonizing.

This is sheer phone tagony!

Tagony by Stan the Scrabbleman April 6, 2009