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Basically a really cool friend, now don’t get me wrong there are other really cool friends out there, but not as best of a friend as you’ll ever find of a “Taboret”, if you ever come across a “Taboret” cherish them, they’re the best type of person out there.
Person 1: “I have this really cool friend..”
Person 2: “ohhh I see? Are they as cool as Taboret though?”
Person 1: “maybe”
Taboret by Subscribe to pubes June 13, 2022
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Taboritsky 

Funni clock man
I like Taboritsky
Taboritsky by vxcb May 3, 2021

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) 

Funni Russian guy that missed a Tsar's child so much that he did a little trolling on the Russian people
Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) seems like a cool monarchist, what could go wrong?
Taoreto is a masculine man with lots of women around him 24/7. He's also a hero who was very mighty and was very strong, he's the most respected handsome man ever. He's also the Acient Persian God of Deez and the ruler of the world.

He has a big ego and great sense of humor and the IQ of 469. Very respectful and has strong morals. He's the perfect family man to have.
guy #1: Hey did you see the coolest man in the history of men today?!
guy #2: Yes I did!! He was so handsome, masculine and had such great humor that I almost passed out.

Woman #1: Did you see Taoreto's dick!?!?
Woman #2: Yes! It was bigger than the trunk of an elephant!!
Taoreto by The Wock January 10, 2022

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026