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"Hey Jerome, look at those strategically placed nuts on that table."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."
by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009
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nickname given to a loose woman who likes to fondle balls underneath a table; usually at a social event or dinner
Dude, did you fuck "tablenuts" last night? She was toe-ing your balls like a champ at dinner.
by WellLo July 10, 2016
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