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An exclusive race derived from the bloodlines of Leonidas and Zeus himself. Said to be gods among men, usually possessing extraordinary superior human feats including very large genitalia amount other things. They are usually really really ridiculously good-looking as well.

Can be used as a complement or to describe something as being "really cool", "super-human" or "ridiculously good-looking".
-"OMG that guy is FINE!!! He could be a Ta'avao!!!"
-"How did he do that?!! Thats not even human!! His like a Ta'avao!!!"
-"That elephant trunk ain't nothing compared to Ta'avao's junk!"
Ta'avao by ElRuperto August 15, 2010
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A man filled to the brim with the most pure swagg ever. Also is the name of a swagga coach for the swaggly handicapped.
Wow you are so taavon!
taavon by Jared Blank June 22, 2011
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A common samoan,tongan,newzealander name. Talavao is the kind of girl that you can hate and wont feel bad, she wears loads of makeup and can be annoying to some. she changes her personality quite often, she acts differently with the people she is around,she is a person whop use to be really shy and now they are the loudest most disrespectful person.
guy: why are you wearing makeup
talavao: why do you care, its not like its on your face
talavao by sarah grebenar November 5, 2012
He's very tall he's very athletic he's very popular he's a lady's man he's very sweet but stubber on the outside but when you get know him he's very kind
Oh look theres taavion
taavion by Rose somero April 23, 2018

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026