t.b.u.

A student of the male persuasion that attends Pennridge South Middle School. Specimen listed under the name, "T.B.U." which stands for tall, blonde/brown, and ugly. This refers to his height, hair color, and overall appearance. This male has the tendency to have a stride that is highly similar to Pygoscelis (Penguins). His peers are subjected to random outburts of humming or vocal percussion.

This is all that is known about this creature.

"BUM-BUM-BA-BUM!" - T.B.U.'s vocal percussion.

t.b.u. by Scientist #1 November 30, 2009

T.B.U.C. 

Texting Bitches Under Cover

is when someone you know is texting a girl in a very sketchy manner, in which they don't want you or there girlfriend to find out

Dude who could you possibly be texting right now ?" "Uhh no one." "Dude you're totally T.B.U.C.

T.B.U.C. by kakashi980 August 3, 2010

T.B.U.Y.G.F.U. 

T.B.U.Y.G.F.U. or "Try to Break Up, You'll Get Fucked Up."

Mainly to expect to hear this from overly clingy people in an unhealthy relationship.

"I love you so much. I swear, T.B.U.Y.G.F.U.!!!"

T.B.U.Y.G.F.U. by Cypherus McClain January 7, 2014

t.t.b.u.t

T.T.B.U.T is the abbreviation of think twice before u talk

Your Stupid...T.T.B.U.T

t.t.b.u.t by Dcsofes March 16, 2016

P.T.B.U. ratio 

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

P.T.B.U. ratio by Jack Metzler April 3, 2008

P.T.B.U. ratio 

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

P.T.B.U. ratio by Jack Metzler April 2, 2008

A.T.B.A.B.U.S 

About To Beat A Bitch Up Syndrome

Harvey: *says n-word*
Ryan: You’re WHITE!!
Harvey: So?
Ryan: Im having A.T.B.A.B.U.S! Run!
Harvey: OH SHET! IM SORRY DON’T HURT ME

A.T.B.A.B.U.S by Hungry_Still May 16, 2020