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Meth capitol of North America. Located in Rural Pennsylvania, Titusville was the first place to strike oil by drilling in August 1859. Currently, Titusville is overrun by elderly people, meth heads, and more welfare recipients than any other city in the state of Pennsylvania by 2:1. If you want to have sex with a dog go to Titusville. Just dont be caught leaving town on a greyhound. If you're ever in Titusville, dont make friends with carnies, because they'll rock on your neck and throw you in a snow bank.
Mike:Did you hear about what happen in T-Vegas?
Tom: No?
Mike: Some carney rocked on a girls neck and left her body in a snow bank!
Tom: Was he on meth?
Mike: No, Tylenol.
Tom: No?
Mike: Some carney rocked on a girls neck and left her body in a snow bank!
Tom: Was he on meth?
Mike: No, Tylenol.
T-Vegas by Neck_Stompin_Carney March 7, 2011
Don't worry, i'm not a vegan
Boy: Hey wanna come to my place?
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)
Don't worry, i'm not a vegan by RiadBum March 3, 2017
Don't worry, i'm not a vegan
Don't worry, i'm not a vegan by RiadBonerhead March 21, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026