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T-Rex ex 

This describes a former romantic partner who is loud, vicious and violent.
Susie took out a restraining order on her T-Rex ex, who tried to break into her house!
T-Rex ex by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

T rex tits 

A physical condition most commonly affecting females of short stature and large bust size. The combination of short arms and enormous breasts leads to the woman's inability to pick up objects without knocking them over with her breasts. So named for similarity to a T rex's inability to beat itself off due to short arms. Condition is exacerbated through alcohol consumption and is most noticeable when beer bottles are knocked over.
Did you see that bizzle at the bar last night spilling everything, she had T rex tits and kept falling over!
T rex tits by Pinkel October 10, 2005

Reflex T-Rex 

The instinctual response to bring one's arms up to ones's chest comically, much like in the manner of a T-Rex. This is done in response to an extremely awkward situation in which one is left speechless and can only resort to reflex t-rexing. This reaction is also applicable to when someone you find particularly obnoxious comes into the the room and you signal to your friends your dislike of said person without giving yourself away.
"Dude, she asked if i poopjasterblevomulate"
"WHAT? what did you say?"
"I couldn't say anything. I just reflex T-rexed until she left"
Reflex T-Rex by CrunchBerries March 2, 2014

T-rex tits 

A woman whose breast have grown(or created) so large she is unable to use her arms well
"She's got some T-rex tits on her!"

Jennies T-Rex Tits prevented her from grabbing the glass of orange juice.
T-rex tits by CLBwashere June 18, 2006

Chocolate t rex 

To exel greatly at any sport so greatly it can be described as inhuman.
Wow Charlie, that perfect game of bowling was just chocolate t rex.

T-Rex sex 

T-Rex sex is a loud, passionate and savage encounter.
The couple in the room above, had prolonged T-Rex sex, which broke the bed and brought security!
T-Rex sex by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016