can't host 

when you obviously can't host for a sexual encounter because your family members/partners are in the same house as you, most likely for long periods of time. This also signifies that you don't have your own place and feel like driving

person 1: i can host, you can come over now
person 2: cool omw
someone walks in the house
person 1: sry change of plans can't host
person 2: wtf im already halfway down the road!!

can't host by Black on Blue January 23, 2015

T-Ho's

Short form of "Tim Horton's" donut shops, mostly in Canada. Also may be called "Timmy's" or "Tim's"
Tim Horton's is the largest donut shop franchise in Canada. Recently merged with Wendy's hamburgers. Not a surprise cuz' we all knew Wendy was a big slut.

Johnny "Dude I'm fucking stoned, let's go get some T-Ho's"
Owen "Sounds good, I could go for a double double, and a box of Timbits"

T-Ho's by Flo Tenace December 14, 2006

I don't hold a hose 

Australian slang for 'not my fucking job'.
Coined during the devastating bushfires of the Australian black summer of 2019/20, as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison took holidays in Hawaii, when asked by a journalist to help the people affected, Scotty from Marketing replied: 'I don't hold a hose'.

'Could you help me finish these reports? I'm snowed under and the deadline is tonight.'
'Sorry mate, I don't hold a hose.'

I don't hold a hose by Kero400420 December 10, 2020

Can't even kink a hose 

Used to describe ones lack of skill in normally easy tasks. Like kinking a hose.

Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.

Can't even kink a hose by Ali and Amanda July 28, 2010

I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly

A brief explanation of Mark Lee's vocabulary

"nah I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen" Mark said to Johnny

I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly by val_beatrice August 27, 2020

thoschei

A popular ship from the TV series Doctor Who, involving The Master and The Doctor. This ship name can be used to refer to any era in their existences, but mainly refers to the academy era , or when they were kids and went by the name Koschei Oakdown and Theta Sigma

Thoschei is my OTP! Thoschei can be seen laying in the red grass on Gallifrey.

thoschei by tardismylife July 28, 2015

look at all those chickens

phrase used to describe a large amount of anything but chickens.

*large group of ducks*
small child: look at all those chickens.

*large group of ducks*
small child: look at all those chickens.

look at all those chickens by jeffery carlton September 4, 2014