T-force 

"T force" is defined simply as an invisible force emitted by a living being that is known to have a noticeable performance impact on electronic devices in close proximity.

A negative T-force exerted often results in software abnormalities and hardware faults etc.

A positive T-force exerted often results in abnormally good hardware and software performance, especially on old devices.

Tristan has negative t-force, you don't want him near critical hardware.

T-force by DevanR November 6, 2010

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it! by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) 

The task force agents that are only visible by tweakers. The ITF is like the DTF (Drug Task Force) in some ways, but they hold different credentials, as in, the ITF are shapeshifters and they usually go away when you eat and go to sleep. The ITF sets up surveillance through power lines, radios, outlets, microwaves, etc. Aluminum hats are only thing that can interfere with the signals. And they are unable to see you if you peek out the blinds. Also, the ITF usually are hiding out in trees or bushes outside a tweakers garage and most certainly outside their sheds.

Shhhh…be quiet yo. The I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) is here and listening to us through the vents.

I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) by Holytweak June 29, 2024

We weren't expecting special forces

While playing Battlefront 2 Empire Story, during the humiliating wake of defeat via the Ewoks special imperial forces show up to assist the overwhelmed empire.

"We weren't expecting special forces... That's the point sergeant!"

We weren't expecting special forces by Plasma Phi November 7, 2023