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I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole 

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.
Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.
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Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole 

A female that is repulsively skanky/ugly.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.
"I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10 foot pole, unless I was smashing her over the head with it."

My foot hurts and I don't know why 

A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.
Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.

Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Party 

A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.

One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.

Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.

This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.

Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff 

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.
The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football 

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)
Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate 

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football
Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"