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A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.
Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.
by Corey_Faure January 19, 2011
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A method of "gameplay" developed for video games, a 'quick time event' is a section of a game where you are only required to press specific buttons when they show up on screen. Usually, if a player misses a button press during a 'quick time event', the player's character dies.
I love Heavy Rain, but it seems like the game is a little too filled with quick time event based fight scenes rather than a really dynamic fighting system.
by Corey_Faure July 17, 2010
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Can be considered an East-Asian variety of stew. Usually consisting of a simmering metal pot of stock at the center of the dining table, and several meats, leafy vegetables, mushrooms, wontons, egg dumplings, and seafoods sitting around it. Food is both cooked and served at the table. Meat is thinly sliced and takes about 15 to 30 seconds to cook. The cooked food is usually eaten some kind of dipping sauce.
Person 1: So, what'd you have for dinner last night?
Person 2: All kinds of stuff. It was a hot pot dinner.
Person 1: What the hell is that?
Person 2: Google it.
by Corey_Faure February 27, 2010
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The tendency for a vehicle with an automatic transmission to "creep" forward when you let off the brake without giving any gas.
I had to let my car creep through stop and go traffic.
by Corey_Faure August 16, 2016
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A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:

nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex

The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".
Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.

John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.
by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012
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Related to "lasers" and "shoop da whoops", a "Royal Rainbow" is what happens when a taco is forced into the mouth of the person charging their laser. The caster instead releases a Royal rainbow, and possibly the swallowing of one's laser, and can end in the shooper asploding.
*Jered fails HARD*

Phil: I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!

*Jered shoves taco in Phil's mouth*

*Phil releases Royal Rainbow*

Phil: OPS I SWALLOWED MAH LAZOR!
by Corey_Faure April 30, 2010
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A play on words, referencing to the security feature in many games known as SecuROM. People generally find SecuROM annoying, because it limits the number of times you can use serials and gives you all sorts of hell. Over time, people have started to call it SuckuROM as an inside joke.
Andrew: Oh fuck!
Michael: What?
Andrew: This game has SuckuROM built into it.
Michael: Well that blows.
by Corey_Faure June 11, 2010
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