Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother 

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother

You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010

Granville T. Woods 

Granville T. Woods, born to free African Americans, held various engineering and industrial jobs before establishing a company to develop electrical apparatus. Known as "Black Edison," he registered nearly 60 patents in his lifetime, including a telephone transmitter, a trolley wheel and the multiplex telegraph (over which he defeated a lawsuit by Thomas Edison).

Granville T. Woods was known as the "Black Edison"

Granville T. Woods by Bearonboat November 27, 2021

Mob T-Wood 

A common phrase after a Northwood High School party is shut down by the police. Everyone goes to the T-wood (trailwood) pool to resume their shenanigans.

FUCK. Its rolled. Mob T-Wood.

Mob T-Wood by XXX42069 December 25, 2017

t-wood 

a place where your boss goes to tie one on

where's boss?he's at the t-wood

t-wood by firewind July 6, 2006

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood 

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels 

Don't let anyone get over on you! Be alert and aware of shady people. (Often said as a goodbye)

Talk to you later, don't take any wooden nickels!

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels by angelas3656 December 18, 2012

if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood 

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape

John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.

if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood by dulce br June 24, 2009