life ain't fair 

A phrase which seems to be able to justify any means people may use to fuck you over.

"What the fuck! You fucked my girlfriend, killed my dog, stole my life's savings and burned down my house! I thought you were my friend!"

"Hey, life ain't fair, man."

life ain't fair by FinnishPunk May 23, 2004

Life isn't fair. 

What people say to justify doing unfair things.

Defendant: How come OJ gets to kill his wife and I don't?
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.

Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.

Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!

Life isn't fair. by GooD_WiLL November 3, 2011

Life isn't fair 

An excuse for being too lazy to make something that is unfair fair.

Guy: I got spawn-killed, that's so unfair!
Lazy developer of game: Life isn't fair.

Life isn't fair by polsgfpothgmhfglhtohpfogkpfgol October 15, 2019

t'ozzzz be fair 

An eccentuation of the commonly used phrase "to be fair", used particularly among the younger generation. Especially used when proclaiming extreme pleasure or agreement. Is linked to the words shal'heed and shal'moon.

Ricky: Do you think we should go clubbing tonight?
Steven: T'ozzzz be fair!

t'ozzzz be fair by David Hardiman October 9, 2006

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. 

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. by anonymous January 9, 2021