Don't cum inside, we are family 

Those stupid fake ads that "promise" you a ultra HD incest porn game but really just steal your bank information.

"Bro I just went on rule34.com and saw this ad that says don't cum inside, we are family. So I clicked it and now my bank account is dry and I'm owned by the Chinese government.

Don't cum inside, we are family by Waitholup February 11, 2021

Can't Cum Ninja Bailout 

When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.

i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout

Can't Cum Ninja Bailout by just a little mah'gee September 20, 2011

don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.

Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*

don't cum over spilled milk by cumsquad January 8, 2023

Don't Cum In My Lungs 

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".

Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.

Don't Cum In My Lungs by greenbot4 February 20, 2023

You Really Won’t Let Me Cum Inside You 

A saying said by a Greek man when f*cking in a tent

Half way through s*x “you really won’t let me cum inside you” - Phil followed by indistinguishable dirty talk in Greek.

You Really Won’t Let Me Cum Inside You by anonymous October 18, 2021

don't bully me I'll cum 

a term that a femboy or someone who thinks their funny whilst crying over the facts they’re bitchless spending their nights in their parents basement.

Nerdy ass kid: “don't bully me I'll cum”
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.

don't bully me I'll cum by Zestied December 18, 2023

cumn't 

The act of not cumming.

Last night, it took all of my willpower to cumn't when she was sucking my dick.

cumn't by A Hobo Panda June 15, 2020