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Adj; A car accident in which someone hits you directly on the driver or passenger side of your car, such as in a T-intersection.
My friend got T-boned the other day." Or, "Mike got T-boned yesterday when the another car drove through the stop sign.
T-boned by HULI June 29, 2011

T-boned by a semi

T-boned by a semi is a sexual position where two people form a "T" by a man lying on his side and the partner lying on their back with their legs in the air perpenDICKularly. The man must then enter with a semi-hard dick, thus making the partner "T-boned by a semi."
"Hey, why are you walking so funny today?" "I am in so much pain! I was t-boned by a semi last night!" "Oh no! Are you okay?" "Oh yeah! It was an amazing night! Hopefully I'll be t-boned by a semi again soon."

"Got a bitch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi."
When you spread a girls legs completely apart and ram your penis into her with the force of a car colliding with another automobile at an intersection.
Last night I was fucking my girl Anna, and I T-Boned the shit out of her. She's not going to be able to walk for days.
T-Boned by Osirix October 6, 2010
when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of tommy train.
"Man, that girl looks like she's had a lot of statistics quoted to her."

"Yeah...she just got T-boned."
t-boned by Section J September 22, 2006
The process of one's willy, whilst erect, being slapped across another's face. Usually resulting in a nice big red slap-mark.

A new term originating from Buckinghamshire
"oh dear, i have just been T-boned by my best friend's dad!"
T-boned by rainmaker666 June 11, 2006
The act of being penetrated by a tranny.
My bachelor party got a little out of control, it's not everyday you see your best man get t-boned by a tranny.
T-boned by Wuwu709 September 30, 2016