Dirty szymon

The act of taking a shit in another person's compost bin

He took a dirty szymon in the customers compost heap

by Dirty szymon October 14, 2022

szymon bulik

A legend. Known to be able to defeat large numbers of enemies with a breeze. Szymon is also known to be able to take on whole armies single handedly. A true spartan by any standard. This is the real name of master chief himself. Szymon has also notably higher intelligence levels paired with incredibly fast reflexes. Is capable of getting any girl he wants and pleasures her to the maximum. Has an extremely huge penis. Szymon is also used to describe a person who is a legendary figure or simply a sign of perfection or badass. All the girls love him and his sexual assets and skills. Simply put, a pure legend.

'Omfg, that guy is such a szymon bulik'

'Dude did you hear what he has done? He is a szymon bulik for doing it'

'Wow you've got an iq of a 490? You must be a szymon bulik then'

'How come you keep getting laid?'
'Must be cos I'm 100% a szymon'

by spartanz117 April 28, 2013

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Szymon Kucharski

Pojeb. Zwykły skurwesyn. Jest głuchy i ma cztery jajca na czole.

A-"Ale ten gościu jest debilem"
B-"Można powiedzieć, że jest z niego Szymon Kucharski"

by Dytakt February 12, 2018

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Szymon Mrozek

A monk from the country of Libya, in the years 1345-1421, was famous for eating 11 kilograms of dog feces, while simultaneously writing a book, called 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit'. He died while wiping his ass on the toilet in a house in Poland, and he was so laughed at by the residents of the village he was in, that they called him 'Szymon Mrozek' for no reason.

Kyle: Hey I love this book 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit', It's so interesting

Henry: Bro, that was written by Szymon Mrozek

by weednosebutveryweed January 15, 2022

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