szalonek 

1 Some one that fucks their cousin. Some one that married their first cousin.

2 A tweaker that lies and steals from his family

1 They pulled a szalonek and then had a baby.
2 I dont have money cause my cousin szalonek me when I was sleeping

szalonek by Fuckyoukenny November 13, 2018

shalona 

Top tier of Black Girl Magic! She is someone who has a heart of gold and will do anything for anyone but also has limits, so don’t push it! As an Aunt, Shalona is baddest of them all! If your Aunt isn’t named Shalona, I’m sorry to hear that. Shalona will succeed at and everything she does, PERIOD!

I wish I had me a, Shalona.

Shalona is unstoppable at everything she puts her mind too!

shalona by AnonymousDefinder November 23, 2021

Shalona 

NOUN (n) She’s a bad mother-shut ya mouth! A creative soul(s) depending on the mood and or occasion.

ADVERB (adv) Quiet when observing her surrounding but can also be loud and funny in familiar environments. Either way, facial expressions are always a dead giveaway. Often mistaken as having an attitude but it’s just a permanent resting bitch face; which is cured by laughter and fun in a safe environment.

ADJECTIVE (adj) This person is honest to a fault and will not tolerate liars. Prefers to avoid petty behaviors but not afraid to indulge if necessary.

I don’t know why you’re mad at me that I wrote my own definition, with that Shalona look on your face.

Shalona by PlainPhillyJane November 23, 2021