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Sword of truth 

A Fantasy series by Terry Goodkind with deep anti socialism currents running in the latter books.

The series has been compared to Robert Jordan's 'Wheel of Time' series and has strong parallels to it that border on copying.
Dude I know there was a fortress in the WoT that was called 'The Stone of tear' but the second 'Sword of Truth' Book is called: 'Stone of TearS' the 'S' makes all the difference and is in no way copying.
Sword of truth by Sagadest1ny July 21, 2010
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Sword of Truth 

Resides in the Cave of Whale Penis, defended by the 12 Penguin Knights of Coitus. The only weapon Capable of defeating Hernando, the mighty Spanish Dragon, that suspected of being gay. The Sword of Truth represents the pain a parent feels when their child comes out of the closet.
Sword of Truth 12 Penguin knights of Coitus Whale Penis Hernando
Sword of Truth by smileydie October 29, 2010

sword of 1000 truths 

Long ago when WoW was created one of the programmers put the sword of 1000 truths into the game inventory. It was so powerful that it had to be removed, and held on a 1GB flash drive, next to the envolope of petty cash. It is now located in suldsmin (in accounting)'s top right desk drawer.

It's effects are as follows,

- 120 damage per second
- Instant mana burn
- +80 Stamina
Stan slashed "he who has no life" with the sword of 1000 truths.

sword of 1000 truths 

When a man takes 1000 viagra pills and shoves his 15 foot dick into a girl vagina 1000 times
dude i sword of 1000 truths my girlfriend yesterday , i think i killed her.
sword of 1000 truths by 1337zor April 13, 2008

sword of a thousand truths 

s sword that will cut ur magic spells in half in world of warcraft stan used it to kill the character that had no life in south park the greatest show alive
stan use the sword of a thousand truths against that person who has no life
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026