Sore Butthole Syndrome (SBS)

The horrible feeling after a majestic bowel movement where you feel like your butthole is on fire, with no relief besides the gradual passing of time. The pain can sometimes be abated by either remaining on the toilet or walking bow-legged.

"Wes, you're walking bow-legged and you look so distressed. Is everything okay?"
"Dude, I just dropped the biggest log and I've got some serious Sore Butthole Syndrome (SBS). I feel like someone put a match to my sphincter."

Sore Butthole Syndrome (SBS) by fgwg February 16, 2013

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After anal intercourse, most people are okay and can get on with life but for some, this act is accompanied by a feeling of tenderness around the anal opening. This is known as sore butt.

He had just Come Out and ventured onto the Gay Scene. The lesbians looked at him and smiled knowingly because they knew he had just walked into the Lion's Den. The gay men smiled appreciatively because this was New Meat. A man named Rupert walked across and grabbed the young gay man by the buns and after several drinks, took him home to Newbury, where they had very hot anal sex. The next day, he got up and dressed but felt a hot stabbing sensation in his rear end. He had sore butt. He was now a fully-fledged homosexual and was proud of his new lifestyle. Yay for gay!

sore butt by Heinkel Winkle July 31, 2004

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Butterfly Sword

Not to be mixed with the butterfly knife, a butterfly sword is a broad, rougly fore-arm length, single-edged sword, often wielded in pairs. Also has a crossguard to protect the hands, and some "hooks" which can be used to stop or disarm an enemy. Often carried in one scabbard, to hide the fact that you have two of them.

I really want to learn how to use butterfly swords, just like Kano!

Butterfly Sword by Nicohasa October 27, 2008