| 1. | poo jabber | ||
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When a person places their two hands together and sneaks up behind someone, squats down and jabs their tip of their fingers up their anus through pants or whatever their wearing, causing the victim to have a saw anus. Suspect: sneaks behind victim.
Victim: standing, talking. Suspect: squats down and puts hands together. Suspect: aims hands and jabs fingers up but Victim: AHH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!!!! Victim: ahh, my ass(anus) is soo sore. Suspect: Hahahahah Victim: Fucking, poo jabber! |
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| 2. | heart | ||
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n: not in literal/physical sense something that people conjure up in their minds which makes them feel that it is somehow affected by love and whenever something bad happens, usually in a romantic relationship, it gets "broken" but more correctly it is not their heart that has been broken, but their definition of the "love" that comes from their "heart" he broke her heart and she swore she never truly knew love
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| 3. | vindicated | ||
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SWEEET ASSS SONG BY DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, but the fucked up society will b on it liek flies on shit, it sux, but hey its too good, rock on Hope dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption Winding in and winding out The shine of it has caught my eye And roped me in So mesmerizing, so hypnotizing I am captivated, I am {Chorus} Vindicated I am selfish I am wrong I am right I swear I'm right I swear I knew it all along And I am flawed But I am cleaning up so well I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself So clear Like the diamond in your ring Cut to mirror your intentions Oversized and overwhelmed The shine of which has caught my eye And rendered me So isolated, so motivated I am certain now that I am {Chorus} So turn Up the corners of your lips Part them and feel my finger tips Trace the moment, fall forever Defense is paper thin Just one touch and I'd be in Too deep now to ever swim against the current So let me slip away (3x) So let me slip against the current So let me slip away (4x) {Chorus} Slight hope It dangles on a string Like slow spinning redemption... |
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| 4. | cuntchops | ||
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Any type of meat that shares a similar taste, consistancy, and scent of a pussy.
How it came to be: Upon ordering a chicken caesar salad once, I took my first bite and realized something tasted very familar, but not like chicken. I then immediately associated it with pussy. Not only did it taste like it, but it had labial consistancy, that is, a labial feeling on my tongue, and upon a quick inhale through my nose, the scent of a washed pussy. I dubbed the chicken - Cuntchops. Man, I went to the Cheesecake Factory last night and I swore I was eating cuntchops!
I'm not a big fan of cuntchops... It reminds me too much of my ex. |
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| 5. | Swear | ||
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To curse or 'cuss'. Swears are considered inappropriate to use in public places, but are less offensive than other profanities. These 'bad words' are often referenced by pre-adolescents by their first letter (the 'f' word, the 's' word, even 'h-e-double-hockey-sticks'). I swore in the privacy of my room, and nobody was offended.
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| 6. | Sex Pistols | ||
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The most notorious punk band of all time. Started in 1976, the Sex Pistols' original lineup consisted of Johnny Rotten(b. John Lydon) on vocals, Glen Matlock on bass, Steve Jones and Paul Cook. The one and only time they were on national television, they swore 8 times. Fuck, 4 times. Shit, 3 times. Bastard, once. Their first release was God Save The Queen. Upon being released, it was banned from the majority of record stores in England. Their next release was Anarchy In The U.K. The Sex Pistols were the most publicized band in history because of all that circulated around Sid Vicious. "I am an antichrist, I am an anarchist. Don't Know what I want, but i know how to get it!" Anarchy In The U.K.-Sex Pistols
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| 7. | semi-swear | ||
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1.When somebody asks you if you sware but it is a situation that you can not 100% say you will not get mad, offened, or tell somebody what the person says.
2.When someone doesn't complete a sware like "YOU SON OF A" or cover up a word with astrics. Person 1: Can i tell you a secret?
Person 2: Yeah Person 1: Can you sware not to get mad? Person 2: I semi-swear Person 1: Ok, it's about your girlfriend Person 2: Yeah? Person 1: She is cheating on you with me Person 2: YOU SON OF A ***** Person 1: But u swore! Person 2: I SEMI SWORE YOU ******* |
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