something someone says after someone tries to do something and fails
Jon: Hey dude, watch me do this cool skateboarding move.
*Falls on face*
Friend: YOU SWORE.
*Used when someone's buttcrack is showing*
To slide your finger in your friends buttcrack quickly.
*Ali bends over to pick up her pencil*
*Sarah races towards Ali's butt*
*Sarah slides her finger down Ali's pants*
Ali: Ah Sar, you just fondued me.
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