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Swoletober 

n. The month of the year dedicated entirely to becoming absolutely fucking jacked- not to be confused with No-Shave-November or Fuckfest-February. Swoletober can be run on a point based system, awarding merits for overall mass gain, aesthetics, or strength gains.
During the month of Swoletober Mr. Stolarski thought he was a boss, putting on a total of 10 lbs in his biceps alone, only to find that Mr. Jolly gained 25 lbs, the majority of this pure muscle weight concentrated in his traps, shoulders, pecs, and calves.
Swoletober by roughrider October 3, 2012
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Swoltergeist 

An intense, vibrant energy in the gym that causes one to go harder and lift heavier
I felt the presence of the swoltergeist come over me and cranked out another three reps.

We both beat our max weight by ten pounds...the swoltergeist is with us this day.

jacked yolked swole pumped gains
Swoltergeist by KCar August 9, 2015
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Swoobers 

/swo͞obərˈs, swo͞obərˈz/

A combination of swoon and berserker.

1. Adverb:
Out of control with excitement; wild or frenzied.
2. Verb:
To feel lightheaded from so much excitement and/or being hyper.
3. Adjective:
To describe someone or something that has perhaps too much energy. (Not an insult).

Synonyms:
crazy, insane, wild, uncontrollable, bananas, bonkers, hyper, swoobs, swoobie, swooby
Vulgar slang:
apeshit

*Can also be used for a name
1."She is going swoobers."
2. "I feel like I am going swoobers."
3. "She is swoobs"
Swoobers by swoobers May 10, 2022

stoptober 

a month in the year (october) in which something is given up, eg. drinking alcohol, smoking etc.
- want a drink?
no thanks, can't. doing stoptober.

Swoltering 

A word used by chavy kids in Manchester. It means sweating.
"Oh my god it's so hot I'm swoltering"
Swoltering by _wtf' July 26, 2016
Event; Sloptober consists of getting slop in the month of October🎃
Combination of the words Slop, and October
1. Happy Sloptober!
2. Yo bro it’s sloptober i’m trying to get with this broad for it

3. Would you help me have a happy sloptober?
Sloptober by octoberissloptober October 2, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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