slobber chopper

A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....

God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !

slobber chopper by flash gordon ramsey March 8, 2019

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

slobbed 

To eat with extreme verve and panache. To really slap on the proverbial feed bag. Usually best accomplished at local restaurants featuring a buffet or an "all you can eat" event.

Dude, I really slobbed at the buffet last night. It was harsh; Woke up this morning, brushed my teeth, shaved, and shat like an animal!

slobbed by Carl De Riot September 24, 2007

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.

Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

Slobbery Long John by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009

Swobbly 

When something wobbles uncontrollably, either when you wobble something (usually a part of the body) uncontrollably or when someone walks and their fat wobbles.

"Stop swobbling my fat!"

"Wow, my jelly looks swobbly today"

Person A: "OMFG did you see that girl’s ass?"
Person B: "Yeah, that swobbled like shite"

Swobbly by Robca April 1, 2015

Slobbyist 

Fat, middle aged trolls that hide behind an alias on escort review boards. Their purpose is to insult, defame and harm an adult entertainer’s reputation. Their misogynistic attitude is prevalent in their critically unflattering reviews and board posts.

...a bunch of old fat slobbyists can't even get laid 4-pay have nothing better to do than use TER to whine about others! misogynist board troll

Slobbyist by Sophie4U June 25, 2016

Slobber Copter 

When you get your dick sucked and right after it has been sucked by a female preferably, you perform the helicopter with your penis

After Abigail sucked my dick I started swinging my slobber copter

Slobber Copter by ChazBente November 17, 2018