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Swizzerved

1.To be strongly intoxicated. Most commonly refers to being inebriated from alcohol but can be used to refer to other drug intoxication.

2. To be highly confused or confounded.

Refers to the word "swerve".
1. Wow, Fred just drank a 5th of cheap whisky and is now trying to take bong rips. His ass is swizzerved.

2. Man... this quantum physics test has got me swizzerved.
Swizzerved by Shady Dirt Jack Nugz January 19, 2011

skizzert 

A skizzert is a very powerful way of saying stop talking. When someone is talking and you want them to stop, while they are in the middle of their sentence (after they started to say a word and not at a pause in their sentence) put your hand about 1/2 - 3/4 inches away from their face and say skizzert. When you say skizzert don't say it too fast, or you will skizzert your-self which will be very humiliating for you and you will be laughed at. You should say it at the same speed as you would any other word in a conversation so it seems slick.
person one: Hey Mikey what are we....

Person two: Skizzert!

Person one: doi (slur the rest of the words)

This is a true story!!!!
skizzert by Keith "the k man" January 5, 2009

swizzeet 

That cop just let me go Swizzeet.
swizzeet by Bundie December 2, 2007

shizzerts 

An expression (sometimes a noun) used by an individual who wants to seem cool. Might be at par with "That's so fetch!".
1. "I can't deal with all the shizzerts!" Matt complained.
2. "Shizzerts!"
3. "You are full of shizzerts," Harry observed.
shizzerts by Recio August 12, 2007

swizzer-frizzer-hizzer-flizzer 

A really easer trick on a fruit board often called a switch front heel flip
--Wow, your mum can swizzer-frizzer-hizzer-flizzer, she must smoke chronic.

--Yeah, I guess she must.

--Dude that is tubular
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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