by oosiks32 January 15, 2014
The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.
Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!
Guy: You're an asshole.
Guy: You're an asshole.
by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003
When some one puts there dick in the toilet and flushes the toilet for sexual pleasure. Antonym of Vagina Swirly. Source RevScarecrow stream.
My family looks at me differently ever since they opened the bathroom to find me giving my self a Dick Swirly
by Benchance January 18, 2015
A form of torture that works best with a long-haired person. Said individual is dangled head first over a toilet full of fecal matter, with hair dangling into the water. The toilet is then flushed.
by robio January 16, 2003
A swirlie is the act of putting somebodys head in a toilet and flushing it.A chocolate swirlie is a normal swirlie but with shit in the toilet.
by The Petusis Cult March 24, 2022
A frozen alcoholic concoction. The name refers to the fact that a frozen drink machine "swirls" the mixture in order to keep it from freezing inside of the apparatus. The name can also refer to the "swirling" pattern one might see in a frozen drink. Known for their aesthetic qualities and ability to cause extreme inebriation. Swirly Drinks are a favorite during Mexican restaurant happy hour and establishments that cater to guido d-bags i. e. Wet Willies
1.)
Lamont: Man, where the damn drinks at!
(Jalapenos waitress brings several giant Red Swirly Drinks to table)
Darius: (while taking particular notice of swirling pattern radiating down the center of the drink) Ewwwwwwwwwww SHIIIITTTT!!!!
2.)
Bubba: Look at Smiff's table! Happy hour must end in about 5 minutes. (Entire surface area of Smiff's table covered with Green Swirly Drinks).
John: Yep, Smiffs gettin fucked up tonight!
Lamont: Man, where the damn drinks at!
(Jalapenos waitress brings several giant Red Swirly Drinks to table)
Darius: (while taking particular notice of swirling pattern radiating down the center of the drink) Ewwwwwwwwwww SHIIIITTTT!!!!
2.)
Bubba: Look at Smiff's table! Happy hour must end in about 5 minutes. (Entire surface area of Smiff's table covered with Green Swirly Drinks).
John: Yep, Smiffs gettin fucked up tonight!
by jrm912 February 23, 2013
Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you can run your mouth. If you don't shut up Uncle Matt and I will be giving you a Michigan Swirlie.
by gooch14 January 8, 2010