The topping of an asshole with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle, followed by the enthusiastic swirling of the tongue around the asshole eating every last drop and leaving the recipient fully satisfied.
by Trixie9 February 20, 2021
1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.
by adamfaulk November 29, 2017
by crispysouup September 24, 2023
(Noun.) The waste produced by a human that had consumed too much spicy foods. It happens to resemble a mocha chip ice-cream soft-serve cone with red sprinkles embedded within it.
Ken: "Hey Billy , you alright in there? You've been on the crapper for two hours now..."
Billy: *groans in pain* "No! Finna finish making this sriracha swirlie!"
Billy: *groans in pain* "No! Finna finish making this sriracha swirlie!"
by Staygoldponiboiiiiii January 10, 2017