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A fat-ass blowjob given knee deep in an old, country-side gas station toilet.
1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.
by adamfaulk November 29, 2017
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absoute dick. seth is a guy who will have sex with his 60 year old french professor at Williams College. I am from Williams College in Williamstown, MA.
Hi seth, do you want to have sex today? I am a french professor at Williams College.
by adamfaulk November 29, 2017
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