verb; swimulation, swimulated, swumulate, swamulated, swim·mu-lating, noun
–verb (used without object)
1.
to dance as if you have no bones.
2.
to bob about due to massive consumption of hooch
3.
to sway, suspended in air as if floating in water.
4.
to smoothly slur all words in one solid sentence without spaces in the face of a worthy mate and thus make her totally swoon/swumulated.

5.
to be immersed or steeped in or overflowing or flooded with boozification at your local boozapalooza.

–noun
6.
an act, instance, or period of swimulation.
7.
seemingly unaware of your surroundings yet actively engaged in getting down and shaking your groove thang.

Etymology: The combination of simulate and swim. Coined by Joey Meatballs previously known as Joey Bahamas.
1.
Human: "Joey Meatballs, you look like you are really feeling this song by Toto."
Joey Meatballs: "I'm totally swimulating. I want assimilation through swimulation for everyone, to feel as though we're all of one mind..."
Human: "You sir, are a living legend."
Joey Meatballs: "...and yet I bleed real blood."

2.
Despite the crowd between him and the bar, Joey Meatballs will swimulate through them to get his beers from the bartender.

3. "Ah man, I am so swimulated right now."
by GardnerLou May 9, 2010
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Refers to either of two different paddling-in-water individuals/devices:
(1) someone who pretends to know how to perform laps in a pool even though he's never actually learned how, or

(2) an aerobics-type exercise-machine dat helps you learn da basic concept of suspending/propelling yourself in water.
In da famous book, "Alice In Wonderland", da Knave of Hearts claimed dat he could not hold his own if immersed in H2O, and da assertion-confirming fact dat he was made merely of cardboard probably also meant dat he could not even act as a convincing swimulator, either.
by QuacksO October 31, 2022
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