swimming 

The process of elegantly getting through traffic as efficiently as possible

We were really swimming back there, we took 10 mins of the GPS time.

swimming by float8x February 17, 2023

Tinshein Swimming Pool 

Kazakhstan's world-famous swimming pool. It is 30m long and 6m wide. It's filtration system is capable of removing 80% of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool,
Its length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Tinshein Swimming Pool by sgfsgfg August 15, 2012

Simming 

The act of eating a donut off of a penis

I am going to get some Krispy Kremes and see if anyone is down for some simming

The best way to eat a donut is by Simming

Simming by Millennialcast May 12, 2016

stimming

Stim, stims or stimming is short for "self stimulation". Almost everyone does it(tapping feet, cracking knuckles, twiddling thumbs), but in autistic people these behaviors are more pronounced and may seem downright strange. Autistic people often engage in stimming when they are stressed, to self regulate and sometimes to express emotion.

Common autistic stims are: rocking back and forth, headbanging(not the music kind), finger flicking/rippling, spinning, humming, repeating words or sounds and complex body contortions.

Good music makes me stim a lot.

Stimming shouldn't be discouraged, it's a means for me to understand my environment.

stimming by Cyndi H. April 30, 2006

Simming 

The Act of Eating a donut off of a Dick

I'm going to get some Krispy Kremes and go simming at the club

Simming by Millennialcast May 21, 2016

swimmingly 

Well. In a kick-ass manner. Successfully.

I'm sure you did swimmingly on the SAT.

swimmingly by UpTheBixe June 29, 2005

Local Swimming Pool Bitching 

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

Local Swimming Pool Bitching by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011