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sucks and swallows 

Someone who is easy going or who has tact: they accept whatever comes their way even if they don't like it and can play it off well.
That girl was just called a bitch and didn't do anything bout it. She may suck but at least she swallows too.
sucks and swallows by Sushi April 18, 2005

Swallowship 

The amount of money given in a settlement to a girl who sleeps with a celebrity and reveals it to the public.
Peep 1: "Did you hear about what Bret Farve did to that girl?"

Peep 2: "Psssh, its nothing, that girl just wanted a swallowship"

Swallows 

When something is awful beyond sucking (as in the word sucks isn't powerful enough to describe how bad it was) then the item or action in question swallows.
Person A : Man, BattleField Earth sucked hard.
Person B: It was beyond sucking, it swallowed.
Person C: Yes, sticking forks in my eyes for half an hour would've been more enjoyable.
Swallows by morpheus June 16, 2005

heart of many swellows 

Swellow are very clean and pure. A heart of many swellows is that of the purest and kindest. It can be struck down with the might of many kings, or brought up with a love of life.
"Why is he in charge?!"
"Because he will not mislead us..."
"How the fuck do you know?!"
"He has the heart of many swellows"

swallows hardcore

adj. Used to describe something in a negative way. Used when term "swallows" is insufficiant.
EXAMPLE ONE: Dude, that movie was horrible! It swallows hardcore.

swallows hardcore by Tony Scardina November 11, 2005
Swillow is a word that describes a prank when a friend takes a pillow out from under your head and than puts it ontop of your head.
Hey lets go swillow sam.
Samantha and Lilly swillowed Maryanne.
swillow by Kate Dare October 23, 2015